A Conversation With Myself

Brain: You're overdue for a blog post.

Heart: I WANT TO KNIT!

Brain: Yes, but it's been a week and you should update your progress.

Heart: I WANT TO KNIT AND NOT WASTE A SINGLE SECOND OF THAT TIME WRITING.

Brain: Can you just do something short at least?

Heart: I WANT TO KNIT ALL THE MITTENS IN THE WORLD!

Brain: You're not being rational.

Heart: That's your job sucker !!

Brain: How about a compromise? A short update using your iPhone ap?

Heart: Make it snappy... Must. Knit. Mittens.

Brain: happy now!?